Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What do you call a terrorist with eight legs?

An Iraqnid.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats 19x17?

36 -Thats not even close!! -But it was quick.

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.