Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

S Jokes More S Jokes

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

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What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

handsfree

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !