Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

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Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

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Who won the international race?

It was a Thai.

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

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What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

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Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.