Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

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Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

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Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl?

Gives the X Box back to grandkids

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !