Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What has a bottom on top?

A leg.

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Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?

M'genta

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

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Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

A: Having legs!

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !