Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

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Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's better than a pair of Emerency Medical Technicians?

A paramedic(s)!

What do you call a pair of attractive succubi?

Double D-Mons

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What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.