A pair of legs.
A 3 legged cow
A door.
4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse
A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.
Parkinson's
He couldn't get a head.
With a pair of Caesars.
Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.
Having two legs
Not being disabled.
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.
