Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

What does a leg do when it gets exasperated?

It thighs.

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Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

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Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

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Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.