Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

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What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

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Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.

What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

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Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.