Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

handsfree

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !