What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

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What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...