What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

Noel Jokes More Noel Jokes

Why don't we call it Christlmas?

Noel.

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do you call a black person that cant sing?

A rapper

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.