What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

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Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight."

What's Christmas called in England ?

Yule Britannia !

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Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

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What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

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Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.