What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What am I not taking on Christmas this year?

Noels

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How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A: A pachydermatologist.

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What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

Where is the 'L' in christmas?

There is noel

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!