Noel Jokes

What am I not taking on Christmas this year?

Noels

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Where is the 'L' in christmas?

There is noel

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?

Noel.

Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

Why don't we call it Christlmas?

Noel.

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

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