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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

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Where is the 'L' in christmas?

There is noel

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

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Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

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Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"