F.B.I.
Because his 'I' was all jacked up.
Because Somalia doesn't have an education system
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
When the judge threw the book at him.
Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*
Tomb it may concern.
Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!