What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

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What do you get?

A solipsistic Alphabet.

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

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What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common?

They're all criminals.

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

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Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!