What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

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What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!