Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

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How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

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What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

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What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday