Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

What do you get if you turn an evil laugh backwards?

A laughing cow. Ahahahahahahahamoo.

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Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.