Crime Rate Jokes

How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

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What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

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What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

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Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

What do you call a criminal that cant see?

A macular degenerate.

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What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

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Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police?

Because the g is silent

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables