Crime Rate Jokes

How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

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What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

How can a law student make it?

lowering the bar. or not to.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

a SAIYANtist!

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.