Crime Rate Jokes

How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

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What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

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How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

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How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

Older

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What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

Where did Zooey Deschanel grow up?

In Albu-quirky.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.