Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

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What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

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Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy?

Because of the Endor-fans.

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

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What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.