Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

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What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

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What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

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Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.