What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

What do you call a burning rocket?

Korean Barbecue.

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What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

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What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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What do you call a school bus full of black people?

A rotten banana.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Exhaust Pipe Jokes More Exhaust Pipe Jokes

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe