What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

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What happened to good old-fashion soap?

Is it too basic?

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

What do you call a school bus full of black people?

A rotten banana.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse?

When they blow, you got no power!!

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.

Which one is the Irishman?

A: The one on the motorbike.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Exhaust Pipe Jokes More Exhaust Pipe Jokes

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe