What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What do you call a school bus full of black people?

A rotten banana.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What does an Irishman have for dinner?

A: Starvation. Q: And what does he have for dessert A: Ethnic cleansing.

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

How did the hipster burn their lips?

They ate the pizza before it was cool

Exhaust Pipe Jokes More Exhaust Pipe Jokes

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe