What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

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What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

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How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

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What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.