What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

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What happens to crude people?

Crucified.

What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany?

He got autobahned

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, two... One, two.

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.