What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

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What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

What happens when you drop a piano in a mine?

A Flat Minor

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How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

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What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.