Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Both of their biggest hits were the wall.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

What was Jesus's favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures !

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.