Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call a picture of an electric piano?

Photosynthesis!

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting.