Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

What do you get hanging from orange trees?

Sore arms.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you say when your GIF doesn't work?

You get the picture.

What do you call a picture of an electric piano?

Photosynthesis!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )