School Bus Jokes

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What do you call a school bus full of black people?

A rotten banana.

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

Racism Jokes More Racism Jokes

What's the difference between racism and chinese ?

racism has many faces

Why is all the racism in America downstairs?

That's where we keep them chained up.

Exhaust Pipe Jokes More Exhaust Pipe Jokes

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

School Jokes More School Jokes

How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

joseph schooling

How is Rock School going dear?

It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.