School Bus Jokes

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What do you call a school bus full of black people?

A rotten banana.

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.

Janet Reno Jokes More Janet Reno Jokes

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why do girls talk so much?

They have four lips

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?

Eileen Dover...

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call a flexible Rastafarian who lies a lot?

Cinnamon twist

Who's there ! Al ! Al who ?

Al lied !

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Nirvana Jokes More Nirvana Jokes

What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer?

To make it Fall.

Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.