School Bus Jokes

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What do you call a school bus full of black people?

A rotten banana.

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What's a lawyer's favorite type of cake?

Torte

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

Nirvana Jokes More Nirvana Jokes

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What will it take to reunite Nirvana?

Two more bullets.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

Exhaust Pipe Jokes More Exhaust Pipe Jokes

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe