School Bus Jokes

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What do you call a school bus full of black people?

A rotten banana.

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

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A bus driver.

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Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

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Korea driven.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

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What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

What do you call a sober Irishman?

A liar.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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the four hands (you dirty minds)

Teen Spirit Jokes More Teen Spirit Jokes

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.