School Bus Jokes

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What do you call a school bus full of black people?

A rotten banana.

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A Yamahahahaha.

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How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

How do Asians find our they are pregnant?

They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

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Teen Spirit Jokes More Teen Spirit Jokes

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Racism Jokes More Racism Jokes

Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

What's thr difference between the chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

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What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.