Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled?

Slow dance.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!