Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school?

Algaebra...

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum