Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

School Jokes More School Jokes

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.