What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

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Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

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What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

What's the best way to start an underwear presentation?

Start with a brief introduction.

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How do programmers get a sixpack?

int abs = new int23

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack