What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

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What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

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Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

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How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes?

I'm sorry.

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What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.