What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

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What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

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What do you call an electro-food?

it's giga-bite!) yeah it was giga bite yeah you're right yeah giga bite that was it giga bite it!!

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

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What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

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What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore