What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

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What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Who is the coolest person in the hospital?

The ultrasound man.

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What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!