What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

What's the definition of a healthy virgin?

A: "One who has never been bed-ridden!"