What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

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What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

What vehicle do bicycle riders take to the hospital?

An Ambulance Armstrong

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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.