What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

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What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

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What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

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Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!