What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

What is the definition of "derange"?

De place where de cowboys ride!