What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

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What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.