What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

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What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Why is turtle wax so expensive?

because turtles have such small ears

What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget