What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

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What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

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What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.