What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!