Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What's the Difference Between Guts and Balls?

Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride. Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

Confirm Jokes More Confirm Jokes

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.