Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

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Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

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Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.