Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

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Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

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How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut