Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.