Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

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Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!