Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

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Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

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Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

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Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut