Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Little Chicken Jokes More Little Chicken Jokes

Why did the easter egg hide?

A: Because it was a little chicken on the inside.

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.