Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

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Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

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How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

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How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday?

Easter

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Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Why did the easter egg hide?

A: Because it was a little chicken on the inside.