Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

What do you get if you cross Islam with Christianity?

Islam Christianity sin

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

Little Chicken Jokes More Little Chicken Jokes

Why did the easter egg hide?

A: Because it was a little chicken on the inside.

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.