Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

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Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

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What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

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What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What's the opposite of Easter?

Wester

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Little Chicken Jokes More Little Chicken Jokes

Why did the easter egg hide?

A: Because it was a little chicken on the inside.

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.