What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

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What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

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Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.