What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

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How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears. )

What did the blonde's dentist find?

A: Teeth in the cavity.