What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

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How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you?

Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

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What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.