What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

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What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.