What do you call a dog on the beach?

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.