What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog."

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight."