What do you call a dog on the beach?

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

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What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend