Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

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What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.