Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

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Who won the international race?

It was a Thai.

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

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What do you call a french organized crime detective?

J'accuza

Why don't the french like kiwifruit?

Because of the green piece inside.

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.

What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War