Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

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How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

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Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision