Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision