Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

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What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

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Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

How does a French person sneeze?

Adieu!

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What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers

Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

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What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny