Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

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What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

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Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

What's the holiest, French color?

Sacred blue!

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.