Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

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Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

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How do French poodles greet each other?

A: Bone-jour.

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

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Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

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What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.