Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

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Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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Who won the race?

Society.

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

What do you call an eerie French pastry chef?

A crepe.

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers

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What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.