Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why is French body armour so cheap?

They only need it for their back

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.