Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

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What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

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What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.