Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Why are rivers lazy?

Because they never get off their beds.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

What do you call a terrorist's girlfriend?

A Guantanamo Bae Thought of this one earlier and just had to share

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?