Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

Why are rivers lazy?

Because they never get off their beds.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Where u going?

M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do