What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

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What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight?

Go straight for the juggler.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

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How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

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How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)