What do a hurricane a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common?

A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...

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Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

Redneck Divorce Jokes More Redneck Divorce Jokes

What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common?

Someone's losing a trailer.