What do a hurricane a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common?

A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...

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Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

How are black people similar to tornadoes?

They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

Redneck Divorce Jokes More Redneck Divorce Jokes

How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.