What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

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What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

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How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically