What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone