What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

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How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

What's does a black man have in common with a tornado?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood