What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

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What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.