What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

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What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

What is the similarity between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Someone is loosing a trailer.

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

Why do hurricanes have girl names?

First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.

Why are hurricanes always named after white people?

Because white people destroy everything.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

Tin Roof Jokes More Tin Roof Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.