What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Tin Roof Jokes More Tin Roof Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.