What is the highest point in Israel?

Mountain Dew.

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What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

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What's Malcolm X's favorite Mountain Dew flavour?

White-out.

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What is the highest point in Israel?

Mountain Dew.

What's the highest point in the ocean?

The Marijuanas Trench.