What is the highest point in Israel?

Mountain Dew.

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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply?

A final solution

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What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

What's Malcolm X's favorite Mountain Dew flavour?

White-out.

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What's the highest point in the ocean?

The Marijuanas Trench.

What is the highest point in Israel?

Mountain Dew.