What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Afghan Jokes More Afghan Jokes

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins! I am so sorry....

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.