What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

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What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Why did the bicycle fall down?

because it was two-tired.

Afghan Jokes More Afghan Jokes

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

What do Afghan stoners smoke?

Hindu Kush

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Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull