What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's a suicidal Russian's favorite drink?

Cyka bleach

How do Russians put windows in?

Putin Windows duh.

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

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What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!

Afghan Jokes More Afghan Jokes

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What do Afghan stoners smoke?

Hindu Kush

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

Why did the post office get sued?

For Mail-Practice!!

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.