What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

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What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

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What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

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What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)

Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike?

Everywhere.

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Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull