What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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What happened to your three week diet ?

Player: I finished it in three days !

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets thor arms!

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What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

Afghan Jokes More Afghan Jokes

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)

Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike?

Everywhere.

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What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.