What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Afghan Jokes More Afghan Jokes

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.