What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

Afghan Jokes More Afghan Jokes

Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike?

Everywhere.

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull