Afghan Jokes

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)

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What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What do Afghan stoners smoke?

Hindu Kush

Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike?

Everywhere.

What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins! I am so sorry....

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Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

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What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

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What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

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Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

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What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.