Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

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What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider?

A Neo Hotzi

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

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Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...