Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate?

By reading street signs.

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

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Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.