Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

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Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

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What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...