When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.