When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

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What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

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Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)