Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

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What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

What is the most painful Russian dance?

Tchaikovsky's .

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Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.