Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

What do you call a Russian with Tourette's syndrome?

Yukanol Fukov

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What's Hawkeye's Shield Made Out Of?

Quicksilver

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**