Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

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What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

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Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**