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What's Hawkeye's Shield Made Out Of?

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Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

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What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

What do you call a running gag on crutches?

A lame joke.

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What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

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What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

What's a russian's favorite golf club?

A putin wedge.

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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..