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Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

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What is faster than silver surfer?

Quicksilver Surfer! :D

What do you call iron man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

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How do you get out of a Russian prison?

You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.

How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

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What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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What's Hawkeye's Shield Made Out Of?

Quicksilver

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

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What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

What do you call a running gag on crutches?

A lame joke.