You conduit!
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Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!
A running gag.
Ducts out of water ...
They were selling quack in the park.
Quack the case! I'll show myself out.
Moussaka
A six-pack and a potato
The baseball player has all of its limbs.
It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired
with ducktape!!
My Zipper
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
You conduit!"
The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
You can actually punch information into a computer.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
