What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

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Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ?

Castro bread upon the waters !

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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Cause its feet smell.

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Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!

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You conduit!

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What do you use when you have dry eyes?

Moist-your-eyes-er

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...