What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

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What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

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What do you use when you have dry eyes?

Moist-your-eyes-er

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...