What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

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What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

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Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

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What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

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What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

What do you use when you have dry eyes?

Moist-your-eyes-er