Ducts out of water ...
What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution.
The water washes away her tears
Cause they're stupid.
Cause they don't use a filter.
You conduit!
Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!
Moist-your-eyes-er