Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ?

Alistairs in this house are broken !

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.