Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.