Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's a dancer's favorite type of water?

Tap water

Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.