What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

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What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

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Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

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What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

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What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

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How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !