What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

What did one ape say to the the other ape?

What did one ape say to the other ape. "

Bbq Jokes More Bbq Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.