Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?

The Naked Ape!

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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What does toilet paper and office paper have in common?

You can write on both of them with a No. 2

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Who's there ! An author ! An author who ?

An author joke like this and I'm off !