Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
People actually care if a gorilla dies.
He cleaned it!
He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)
Articulette
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!
E B White
If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
