Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

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What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

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What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

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What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.

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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)