What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

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Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA Tour.

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!