What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

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What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

What do you call three hundred white guys chasing a black guy?

The PGA tour.

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How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)