What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling