What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

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What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.