When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

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What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

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What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

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What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

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What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.