When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

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Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

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What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

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Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

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Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

What do you call a really fast seamstress?

Tailor Swift