When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

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What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

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What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What's wrong with a broken alphabetizer?

It's out of order.

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What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him