When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

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Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

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Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

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What does he order?

Ein stein

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

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Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.