When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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He had a bee in his suit of armour !

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Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

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He was feeling a little crummy.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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Astro-knots.

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I on it.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!