Suit Jokes

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

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Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

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What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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Why did the corn maze go back to school?

It was tired of working in a dead end field.

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

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Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.