What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

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How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.

What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant

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What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.