Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy on the moon?

An Astronaut.

What did the black guy get on his SAT?

Watermelon juice.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

What is the result?

A tie.

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.