Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.