Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

What did the black guys say to the bleach?

you basic

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant

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Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

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What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.