Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime

What do you call a black guy who puts on a guy fawkes mask?

A Vinegar.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

What do, you call a handicapped person with a, vasectomy?

A seedless, vegetable.

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.