Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.