What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

TOTEM POLE

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What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.